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Woman (Take it easy)

Subject : Woman
Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam, son of God
Atomic Mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 40-200kg.
Physical Properties :-
1.Surface usually covered with thin painted film.
2.Boils at room temperature;freezes without any known reason.
3.Melts if given special Treatment.
4.Bitter if incorrectly used.
5.Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
Chemical Properties :-
1.Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2.Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3.May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4.Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Common uses :-
1.Highly ornamental.
2.Very effective Cleaning agent.
3.Can be a great aid to relaxation.
Tests :-
1.pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2.Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Potential Hazards :-
1.Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2.Illegal to possess more than one. Although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

WARNING

Prolonged exposure to this element can cause severe financial Haemorrhaging and mental distress.


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